HEEECK!! There’s too many to choose from! Uhhmm.. I’ll be listing a few of them.. including some dialogues.. hahaha! xD

Mr. D: The next person, or horse, who calls me the ‘wine dude’ will end up in a bottle of Merlot!

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Thalia: Wow! Apollo is hot.

Percy: He’s the sun god.

Thalia: That’s not what I meant.

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Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.

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“my mother made a squeaking sound that might of been either “yes” or “help”. 
Poseidon took it as a yes and came in.

Paul was looking back and forth between us, trying to read our expressions. finally he stepped forward. 
“hi, I’m Paul Blofis”

Poseidon raised an eyebrow and then shook his hand. 
“blowfish did you say?” 
“ah, no.Blofis , actually.”

“oh i see,” Poseidon said. “a shame. i quite like blowfish. i an Poseidon.” 
“Poseidon? that’s an interesting name.” 
“yes, i like it. I’ve gone by other names, but i do prefer Poseidon.” 
“like the god of the sea.” 
“very much like that, yes”

“well!” my mother interrupted. “um, were so glad you could drop by. Paul, this is Percy’s father.” 
“ah.” Paul nodded, though he didn’t look real pleased. 
“i see.” 
Poseidon smiled at me. “there you are. my boy. and Tyson, hello, son!” 
“daddy!”Tyson [shouted]…

Paul’s jaw dropped. he stared at my mother. “Tyson is…” 
“not mine,” she promised. “its a long story.”

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Zeus: “…And you shall have a new…um…what kind of wepon would you like? A sword? An axe?”

Tyson:”Stick!”

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Percy: You deal with mythological stuff for a few years, you learn that paradises are usually places where you get killed.

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Oh, and there was that part where Percy asked Nico if he could conjure up some skeleton horses.. but Nico said he was so tired he couldn’t even summon a dog bone. haha! xD

And, let’s not forget, when Zeus was thanking Poseidon and he kept interfering. hahaha!

And, when Poseidon tells Percy he’ll send him some siblings over the summer.

Okay.. so I need to stop..